18 Hilarious Parenting Quotes to Celebrate Parents' Day
Author: Noel Jameson


18 Hilarious Parenting Quotes to Celebrate Parents' Day
Parents' Day is right around the corner and what better way
to celebrate than with some funny and humorous parenting
quotes? After all, if there's one thing parents deserve,
it's a good laugh every now and then. These 18 hilarious
parenting quotes are sure to crack smiles on the faces of
moms and dads everywhere.

1. "A truly appreciative child will break, lose, spoil, or
fondle to death any really successful gift within a matter
of minutes." ~ Russell Lynes

2. "The quickest way for a parent to get a child's
attention is to sit down and look comfortable."   ~ Lane
Olinhouse

3. "When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice safe
playpen. When they're finished, I climb out." ~ Erma Bombeck

4. "Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is
soap-on-a-rope." ~ Bill Cosby

5. "You can learn many things from children. How much
patience you have, for instance." ~ Franklin P. Jones

6. "Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own
children have teenagers of their own." ~ Doug Larson.

7. "A three year old child is a being who gets almost as
much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does
out of finding a small green worm." ~ Bill Vaughan.

8. "In the little world in which children have their
existence, whosoever brings them up, there is nothing so
finely perceived and so finely felt as injustice." ~
Charles Dickens

9. "It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a
car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower
or vacuum cleaner." ~ Ben Bergor

10. "The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so
well is because they have a common enemy." ~ Author Unknown

11. "Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we
can, and hold our breath, and hope we've set aside enough
money to pay for our kids' therapy." ~ Michelle Pfeiffer

12. "The truth is that parents are not really interested in
justice. They just want quiet." ~ Bill Cosby

13. "Mothers are all slightly insane." ~ J.D. Salinger

14. "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for
thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers.
The original meal has never been found." ~ Calvin Trillin

15. "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have
two hands?" ~ Milton Berle

16. "Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare."
~ Ed Asner

17. "Parents are the bones on which children cut their
teeth." ~ Peter Ustinov

18. "Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes."
~ Joyce Armor


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