Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day he
comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.
It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great
condition for 10 years.
"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is
outside and it's going to rain,rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it
from the rain." He hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there but just before they enter the house,
Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family
before we go in." "When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first
person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."
"No problem," he says.
They go in Joe is shocked, right smack in the middle of the living room is
a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of
dishes.
Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation so he
leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and
fondles her breasts, still nobody says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table,
and screws her right there, in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her
mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at
her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends
her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right
there on the dinner table.
Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total
silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.
Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right,
that's enough, I'll do the f ****** dishes!"