Just Say No To Sex; Dr. Coburn Shows You How!
Author: Tom Attea

(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each.
This is the eighth installment; previous ones are presented on
this site ...   more »

Bush Reveals New Missile Defense; Guides Weapon
Back To Launching Pad
Author: Tom Attea

Rest easy, America, even when you contemplate the abbreviated
flight of North Korea's errant but someday, they hope,
long-range Taepodong 2 ...   more »

Nuclear Panhandling; North Korea And Iran Seek
To Trade Threats Of Oblivion For Alms
Author: Tom Attea

Remember nuclear blackmail? Apparently, North Korea and Iran
have refined the practice into outright panhandling. Let's
indulge, with ...   more »

Upstart Palestinian Group Urges Israel To Keep
Hamas Government; They Don't Want It Anymore
Author: Tom Attea

An admittedly small upstart group of Palestinians, comparing
the quality of their governance with the orderly procedures in ...   more »

Bush Meets Maliki. May Trade Jobs.
Author: Tom Attea

President Bush made a secret trip to Iraq to meet with Iraqi
Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki to assure him that the U. S.
will continue to ...   more »

Or Do They?
Author: Tom Attea

In the wake of the sudden death of its now fragmented leader,
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, Al-Qaeda in Iraq polled its somewhat
shaken members about who would like to take ...   more »

 Terrorist Receives Surprise Sendoff; Meets His
Allah
Author: Tom Attea

As all the world knows, Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi, the
self-appointed and savage representative of Al-Qaeda in Iraq,
was given a surprise sendoff last week. What ...   more »