Muslim Women Prepare Undercover Rebellion; Use
Internet To Order Bikinis
Author: Tom Attea

Muslim women, condemned to wear, even when sandy temps soar,
clothes that curiously resemble what nuns usually wore before
they lightened up their outfits, are rumored to be preparing a
rebellion that is scheduled for a date that is being kept under
wraps until it breaks out, to the horror of Muslim men, in scant
bikinis.

Order takers at online bikini retailers note an unprecedented
surge in orders for the scanty attire from Muslim nations.

Interviewed in a secret location, while keeping her name hidden
even from her own family, for fear of being stoned in the
traditional way, a Muslim woman who already has her bikini
hidden away for the great day, commented, "The men want to hide
our beauty in the closet and the clerics want us to take
responsibility for the design of the human body, but, the truth
is, we didn't have anything to do with it. Our job is just to
live with the design. In fact, to love it and be proud of it as
the way Allah made us."

Then, pulling out her colorful little thing from under her
uncomfortably hot black burka, she added, "I can't wait to put
it on. If I don't get stoned first, I'm going swimming, too."

Rumor of the undercover rebellion has ordinary Muslim men and
imams nervously practicing putting their hands over their eyes,
lest the eternal beauty of the female form excite their natural
attraction to women and, worse yet, incite them to allow their
secluded but lovely women to update their heavy medieval garb.

As one imam confided, "To tell you the truth, I hope the women
lead the way. Some days my head gets awfully hot under my
turban. I'd sure like to let the breeze blow in my hair for
once. I just know Mohammed had days in the desert like that,
too."


About The Author: Tom Attea, humorist and creator of
http://NewsLaugh.com, has had six shows produced Off-Broadway.
Critics have called his writing "delightfully funny," "witty,"
with "great humor and ebullience" and "good, genuine laughs."