Life Long Celebration

 

A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife
looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some
time now. Do you know him?"
Yes" she replies. "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like
that since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable" her husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody
could celebrate that long!"

Source: Chris