Baboons attack luggage, Santa convention, and the Naked Cowboy for Mayor!ShotlistStory "And Finally", your weekly journey around the world of weird.

We begin right here in Times Square where our world famous tourist attraction, the Naked Cowboy has announced that he wants to run for mayor. Look out Bloomberg!
Sure, you got a gazillion dollars in your campaign coffers but do you got an 8-pack? Didn't think so!

What exactly are you supposed to do in this situation? You can't just get out of the car and wrestle your clothes away from a pack of wild baboons. You can't drive off. You might squish one! No, instead you watch it happen, as your trip to the safari park ends up on the internets. Just embrace it. Bras are cheap and internet glory lasts whole minutes!

Speaking of naughty animals, researchers have discovered that cats actually emit an inaudible, mind-manipulating freqency when they purr, turning their human masters into Manchurian Candidate feeder machines.

In South Korea, these teachers, who broadcast their lessons on the web, have actually become modern celebrities. This guy made four million bucks last year! You got it all backwards, guys. You're supposed to lavish ballplayers and movie stars with fame and riches. But celebrating the people who educate and empower your youth? That's just wrong, man. Don't they already get summers off? What more do they need?

This is called a "poo canoe." Because it's made of sheep poop. These dudes, who work at the Sheep Poo Paper company, who, by the way, have apparently never heard of "branding," built the canoe to promote their company, which harvests sheep poo and makes it into paper.

Do your homework on that paper, and your dog may actually eat it. 'Cause dogs eat poo, you know.

And finally on "And Finally", a metric ton of Santa Clauses!

Santa Clauses (and the Travelocity Roaming Gnome, apparently) gathered for their annual convention in Denmark. And despite some issues with low clearance bridges, it went off without a hitch.

I guess with Globalization, Santa's had to outsource his yearly duties to a whole buncha Santas to get presents to all the good kids in just one night.

Good for you, Santa... Way to vertically integrate your distribution paradigm. Now let's talk R.O.I. How exactly do you make money, again?

Reuters: Chad Ruble.