Redneck Women...How to Find Them
Author: Fred Morris
You might be a redneck if your idea of a romantic evening
is a tractor pull and a couple of beers.
You might also be a redneck if you can't find a single
woman who isn't prejudiced against guns and God, or who
doesn't understand the value of spending five hours in a
deer stand in November. Or if you're a redneck woman and
your turnons include big rough-skinned hands, scuffed
cowboy boots, and a discomfort with a necktie. If you've
felt the wind through your hair in the back of a rusted-out
'79 Ford pickup, understand why you pick your feet up in a
cow pasture, and have been acquainted at least once with
the luxuries of a two-seater outhouse - you don't seem to
fit into the world as it's becoming today.
Rednecks are everywhere, but how the heck do you find them?
Fortunately, redneck does not mean ignorant, and it never
did. Just like everyone else, rednecks today are
congregating online. There aren't a lot of places to find
single redneck communities online, but like stray cattle,
they tend to find the herd and go in the same direction -
follow them, and they'll lead you to your river. Or
whatever.
Start by looking for online communities that delve into the
things beloved by all rednecks: Nascar (especially old
style, not the new rules that are getting introduced),
hunting, fishing, camping, four-wheeling. If you live in
the right part of the country, you may find an online and
offline community dedicated to mudding, that delicate sport
that involves driving your four-wheel drive vehicle into
the deepest and grossest mudhole you can locate.
A lot of Active Duty, National Guard and Reservist soldiers
are rednecks. Focus more on Army and Marine units for the
most concentrated redneck groups. You'll also find a large
population of rednecks in the firefighting and police
forces. Gun groups and War Between The States re-enactors
are also hotbeds of rednecks.
It's pretty easy to find redneck guys, but redneck women
are tougher. For one thing, while it's okay for women to
infiltrate the guy cultures to a certain point, most
redneck women stay in the more feminine side of things, and
it's not so okay for guys to invade these. But try this
short list of redneck women specialties online.
Cooking from scratch websites are often a fantastic places
to find redneck women. Look at the fringe benefits: you get
biscuit recipes, and you're likely to find a woman who
likes to cook. Downside: the frilly apron.
Another hot spot: homeschooling sites. You find women with
baggage, true, but you also find women who are fiercely
interested in raising kids right, to the point that they
will sacrifice a large part of their own lives to do it.
And these are women who don't get out a lot, which means
you're likely to have several to choose from with no real
competition.
Other really good places to find redneck women: sites where
they are seeking out redneck men. There is no shortage of
dating sites on the internet. The big mega sites that
appeal to a huge general audience may yield some results,
but digging a little deeper and investigating more niche
sites that cater to tattoos, bikers, confederacy, country
and cowgirls are probably going to get you more
possibilities.
Don't limit yourself to only online searching, either. Keep
in mind that you should find lots of single redneck women
at county fairs, NASCAR events, rodeos, and, of course, the
local honky tonk. Several states also have huge Redneck
Games events that draw thousands of real redneck women.
While it may be a little difficult to locate the perfect
redneck woman, once you do, you can count on having someone
with you who is loyal and true and wants to share in the
same things as you.
About the Author:
Fred Morris knows a lot about rednecks. He operates the
popular website, Redneck and Single. It's the place on the
web to find tons of single rednecks seeking romance,
friendship, adventure, hunting, camping and fishing
partners, and NASCAR buddies.
http://www.redneckandsingle.com
Author: Fred Morris
You might be a redneck if your idea of a romantic evening
is a tractor pull and a couple of beers.
You might also be a redneck if you can't find a single
woman who isn't prejudiced against guns and God, or who
doesn't understand the value of spending five hours in a
deer stand in November. Or if you're a redneck woman and
your turnons include big rough-skinned hands, scuffed
cowboy boots, and a discomfort with a necktie. If you've
felt the wind through your hair in the back of a rusted-out
'79 Ford pickup, understand why you pick your feet up in a
cow pasture, and have been acquainted at least once with
the luxuries of a two-seater outhouse - you don't seem to
fit into the world as it's becoming today.
Rednecks are everywhere, but how the heck do you find them?
Fortunately, redneck does not mean ignorant, and it never
did. Just like everyone else, rednecks today are
congregating online. There aren't a lot of places to find
single redneck communities online, but like stray cattle,
they tend to find the herd and go in the same direction -
follow them, and they'll lead you to your river. Or
whatever.
Start by looking for online communities that delve into the
things beloved by all rednecks: Nascar (especially old
style, not the new rules that are getting introduced),
hunting, fishing, camping, four-wheeling. If you live in
the right part of the country, you may find an online and
offline community dedicated to mudding, that delicate sport
that involves driving your four-wheel drive vehicle into
the deepest and grossest mudhole you can locate.
A lot of Active Duty, National Guard and Reservist soldiers
are rednecks. Focus more on Army and Marine units for the
most concentrated redneck groups. You'll also find a large
population of rednecks in the firefighting and police
forces. Gun groups and War Between The States re-enactors
are also hotbeds of rednecks.
It's pretty easy to find redneck guys, but redneck women
are tougher. For one thing, while it's okay for women to
infiltrate the guy cultures to a certain point, most
redneck women stay in the more feminine side of things, and
it's not so okay for guys to invade these. But try this
short list of redneck women specialties online.
Cooking from scratch websites are often a fantastic places
to find redneck women. Look at the fringe benefits: you get
biscuit recipes, and you're likely to find a woman who
likes to cook. Downside: the frilly apron.
Another hot spot: homeschooling sites. You find women with
baggage, true, but you also find women who are fiercely
interested in raising kids right, to the point that they
will sacrifice a large part of their own lives to do it.
And these are women who don't get out a lot, which means
you're likely to have several to choose from with no real
competition.
Other really good places to find redneck women: sites where
they are seeking out redneck men. There is no shortage of
dating sites on the internet. The big mega sites that
appeal to a huge general audience may yield some results,
but digging a little deeper and investigating more niche
sites that cater to tattoos, bikers, confederacy, country
and cowgirls are probably going to get you more
possibilities.
Don't limit yourself to only online searching, either. Keep
in mind that you should find lots of single redneck women
at county fairs, NASCAR events, rodeos, and, of course, the
local honky tonk. Several states also have huge Redneck
Games events that draw thousands of real redneck women.
While it may be a little difficult to locate the perfect
redneck woman, once you do, you can count on having someone
with you who is loyal and true and wants to share in the
same things as you.
About the Author:
Fred Morris knows a lot about rednecks. He operates the
popular website, Redneck and Single. It's the place on the
web to find tons of single rednecks seeking romance,
friendship, adventure, hunting, camping and fishing
partners, and NASCAR buddies.
http://www.redneckandsingle.com
